You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He shit in the fireplace
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I have post one night stand depression
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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