how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
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