too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
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