dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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