Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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