Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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