At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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