i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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