my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I wanna passion pit in your ass
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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