she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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