Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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