if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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