You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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