She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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