I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i would punch a child for taco bell
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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