SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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