I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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