Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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