bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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