No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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