i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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