Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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