i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
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go home
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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