I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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