Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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