my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
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