I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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