Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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