yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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