More tranny stories later!
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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