I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
