Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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