So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize