For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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