He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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