If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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