I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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