I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I don't think brook has ever known best
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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