but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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