I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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