return my video game
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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