...so i touched it.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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