I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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