just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
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