Don't you send me to vm
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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