He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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