She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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