everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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