are you so shy because you have an std?
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize
