have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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