I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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