Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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